silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

religiousmom:

butnotfreeman:

religiousmom:

the cigarette thing in the fault in our stars is so dumb you are wasting your money on an industry that is one of the largest causes of cancer just so you can make some lame ass far fetched metaphor

NO YOU ARE INCORRECT AND CLOSE MINDED ON SO MANY LEVELS

are you suggesting that it is close minded to say that cigarettes are a leading cause of cancer

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
  • make me choose Peter Parker or Gwen Stacy? asked by sgtbarness

    internetdoashouting:

kingcheddarxvii:

This looks like a still from a gangster movie

"Guess it’s not your year, motherfucker."

    internetdoashouting:

    kingcheddarxvii:

    This looks like a still from a gangster movie

    "Guess it’s not your year, motherfucker."

    oomshi:

    if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

    always-b-e-strong:

    roqueofspades:

    the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

    This is the cutest thing to ever exist ever. Everyone else go home this is the winner

    WHY IS THIS SO FLIPDOODLING CUTE

    This is so funny!! Made my day!! :D

    assassins-and-rookies:

    Women of Marvel, stand to unite! Fight for what you believe! We gain more power as our numbers slowly grow, so unite!

    American, 1910-29, metal, glass French, 19th century, copper gilt Norwegian, ca.1873, silver filigree

    buonfresco:

    19th & 20th century tiaras

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